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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't anyone care about the circus? Because it was irr-elephant"
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"i bet all the girls say ""i bet you say that to all the girls"" to all the guys."
"Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Because if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar."
"People who say ""go big or go home"" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day."
"Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat"
"Sorry the edible underwear weren't edible anymore by the time you tried to eat them. It was a long drive to your apartment."
"I can never tell if my cat left a dead bird at my door, or if it's the dead bird I ordered from Amazon."
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"I named my vagina ""TARDIS"". It's bigger on the inside."