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Joke of the Day
"I wonder what Ethiopian hipsters post on Instagram... But it sure isn't their food..."
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"My girlfriend gave me a handjob yesterday... and told me ""My God, your penis is huge!"" I replied, ""You're pulling my leg!"""
"You'll never guess what my login name is. Constipated."
"Did you hear about the newlyweds who mixed up the lube and window putty? All their windows fell out"
"What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady? Darth Vader probably gets high fived"
"People on Facebook Nowadays: *Clicks pic while sipping coffee* *Posts as DP with irrelevant caption: Every scar makes me who I am* WTF?"
"What is black and knocking on the window from the inside? A baby in the oven."
"I'm never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist."
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because someone threw a fridge at her...."
"What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!"