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Joke of the Day

"Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Because if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar."

"WHY DID THE KOALA FALL OUT OF THE TREE? Because it was dead."

"What name do you give to a frog? (croaky voice) ROBBERT"

"Martin Shkreli in jail: ""Can I have an aspirin?"" Jail: ""Yes. That will be $197,000."""

"Why do people call Donald Trump a clown? Because we used to find him funny, but now he's just shit-your-pants terrifying."

"A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph... Some body was in a rush."

"My friend started calling the toilet the Jim instead of the John He said it sounds better when he tell people he goes to the Jim everyday."

"Whats the difference between a shower curtain and a roll of toilet paper You're not using my bathroom!"

"If you love someone, let them know often. Because you might not be able to say it again. Also, same thing works for people you f*cking hate"

"What type of energy supplement do terrorist take? C4"