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Joke of the Day

"Sorry the edible underwear weren't edible anymore by the time you tried to eat them. It was a long drive to your apartment."

"Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ? Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV."

"[OC] Are vegetarians allowed to have pudding? If so how can they have pudding if they don't eat their meat?"

"""It's said like it's spelt"" is easy to follow Unless it's said by a Welsh person"

"I would bring my dog a nice jerky treat from Colorado, but he only eats local, sustainable cat turds."

"""I hate confrontation"" ""No, you don't"""

"An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... ... and the barman says ""What do you think this is, some kind of joke?"

"""I've changed my mind."" ""Thank God! Does it work better now?"""

"Rumors are that Harry Styles is BiSexual according to a recent interview I hear they're going to change the name of the band to 'Both Directions'"

"Ad hominem tactics are awful and so is anyone that uses them."