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Joke of the Day

"People who say ""go big or go home"" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day."

"What's blue and white and sits up a tree? A fridge wearing a denim jacket."

"I can't tell if my baby is a slow clapper or is starting a slow clap to mock my parenting."

"What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese"

"I was in a highbrow bar at the Ritz Carlton, and their Pianist was asking folks for requests. I said to him, ""Can you play an Etude by Chopin?"" He replied, ""Which one?"" I responded, ""The composer."""

"When the river runs red... Take the dirt road."

"Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? They fall through his hands."

"Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word ""election"" all day."

"What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato."

"Can I ask you something?"