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Joke of the Day
"i bet all the girls say ""i bet you say that to all the girls"" to all the guys."
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"Inlaws.. What is the difference between a inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"Wife: ""If I die first, I want you to remarry."" Me: ""Wow. Do you really hate me that much?"""
"Be yourself; everyone else is already Batman."
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"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, or two? Three, or four?"
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