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"I get really sad whenever I go to Florida It just seems to be a tropical depression"
"BLONDE AMBITION Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."
"So I decided to finally try one of those vegan stores It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase"
"Hostess: Table for one? Me: More like TABLE FOR FUN, AMIRITE? Hostess: ... Me: ... Hostess: ... Me: Yes, one please."
"Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks"
"I have come up with a truly fantastic business idea for Malaysia Airlines. A new slogan! ""Leaving on a jet plane, don't know if I'll be back again."""
"How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? Have everybody chip in."
"Never trust couscous. It's just fat sand."
"Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great"