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Joke of the Day

"I have come up with a truly fantastic business idea for Malaysia Airlines. A new slogan! ""Leaving on a jet plane, don't know if I'll be back again."""

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"what did one orphan say to the other Robin, get in the batmobile"
"It's been a horrible morning so far. My ex got run over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver :("
"""Not much. Just hanging out, hoping for World War III."" - Map makers"
"Frankly auto correct, I'm getting really tired of your shirt."
"[NSFW] I like to wait outside hospitals Because I like my MILFs fresh."
"Gotta hand it to babies... ...because their short, stupid little arms can't reach anything"