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Joke of the Day
"Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great"
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"A man went to the store buy condoms The cashier asked him, ""Do you want a bag?"" He replied, ""No thanks, she's not that ugly."""
"A hamburger walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"TIL TIL means TIL"
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans Free. - [*Darren Walsh*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"
"Teach us About Absolute Zero! 0K!"
"Today, a man looked me right in the face & said ""You're not hot!"" Actually it was a cop &he said ""Here's your ticket. Have a nice evening."""
"First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour."
"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"A bar walks into a man The bar says, this place stinks, and the only other person here is an asshole."