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Joke of the Day
"I get really sad whenever I go to Florida It just seems to be a tropical depression"
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"What's the difference between a nun, and a prostitute in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."
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"My Grandma's church was odd in that they worshipped paintings. Very weird. Every week they would stand up and sing ""How Great Thou Art"""
"Yeah I'm married, but get one thing straight, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanfdsskk THIS IS SHAUN'S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT."
"Last night, Daredevil beat me up and took my money. I was robbed blind."
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they're usually plugged into a know-it-all."
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"*I describe my lost cat to the cops* Sketch Artist: *draws my cat* Detective Dog: *adds WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE beneath the picture*"