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Joke of the Day

"So I decided to finally try one of those vegan stores It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase"

"*wife walks in* *sees cheese balls everywhere* *shakes head* ""what? 8 won't get better at catching food in his mouth if we don't practice"""

"What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor"

"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch!"

"Get ready for a corny joke! ***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?*** Life is a maze."

"Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts? The other half drive Lincolns"

"What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say? I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight."

"What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves."

"What type of Bees provide millk? Boobees (boobies)"

"Sure, I'd get married. But follow him on Twitter? I'm not ready for that kind of commitment."