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Joke of the Day

"BLONDE AMBITION Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."

"What is the slight difference between a fencer's club and r/jokes You'll see a lot of ripostes in the first one"

"Most famous gay couple of all. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"Some apples don't fall far from the tree, BUT other apples catch a good roll and keep rolling...and rolling...and rolling.."

"My X-gf has a really big heart. I have to give her that. She needs it, to pump all the ice water around."

"Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally."

"Yo mommas so ugly.. Scorpion said ""STAY OVER THERE"""

"so m'lady walks into a bar ouch."

"Everybody has a friend that is completely different when they're not under female supervision."

"What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive. "