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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? Have everybody chip in."
Next Joke
"Optimus Prime: so it's settled. I'll be a huge cool truck, Bumblebee you're a camaro. Any questions? [Dan the station wagon raises his hand]"
"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"
"Two wind turbines are having a paddle 1: What's your thoughts on renewable energy? 2: I'm a big fan."
"""?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"" - reverse psychology"
"i know a guy who loves saying ""best thing since sliced bread"" and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it"
"Wife: how was the doctor? Me: bad I'm dying Wife: I know, how was the doctor?"
"Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again."
"haha how about we make a pact if we're both single in 6 seconds we get married?? haha look how nervous u are. times runnin out tho"
"""Fluffy died today"" ""Oh my god I'm so sorry, was he a cat or dog? ""He was a boa constrictor"" ""Well that made me feel better"""