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Joke of the Day
"What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target? Boys clothes half off."
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"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Five."
"the average american eats 8 spidres in their sleep evrey year, but the exceptional american strives to eat at least 20"
"Went early to my Tantric Sex class last night... Was told to come later."
"Wanna know what's making the Head Lines? Corduroy Pillows that's what"
"Be a firefighter they said, Rescue kittens & throw them into fire they said, Youre misinformed they said, We're calling the police they said"
"I am starving and horny. This cucumber is going in me one way or another."
"Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke? Cause he just got it!"
"I'd run way more miles a day if someone holding a bagel was running in front of me and someone holding a spider was chasing after me."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !"