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"Irony Jokes Won't it be Irony to Die in a Living Room"
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"What a time to be alive! Right now."
"Whats the difference between a Mod and a cheat? Mods can be [deleted]"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."
"[talking with ex] Me: Is he more boring than me? Her: He is. Me: *devastated* How could you?"
"Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts."
"What is a mexican's favourite sport? Cross-Country Running"
"It's not the size of the ship nor the motion in the ocean...it's whether the Captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.."
"""LOLZ""? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?"
"What do you call a George Clooney sex party? A Georgy. ( )"