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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."

"A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes."

"When I die I want my tombstone to read, ""Did stuff""."

"What do you call a gay man from the deep South a Homo-sex-y'all"

"Why are black people tall? Because they knee grows.."

"How can you tell if someone is from New York? They always talk about how they're from New York."

"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"

"Did you hear what happened to the guy that only ate cake? He got his just desserts."

"Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits."

"Why do all the little boys in Crete have golden penis's? Because thats the only place that King Mino's touches them!"