201617
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a George Clooney sex party? A Georgy. ( )"
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"What symbol dispels a hex? A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister."
"Flying around shitting on cars. Rock on, birds. Livin' the dream!"
"I made a popular girl laugh today... by asking her out."
"When the devil buys your soul he makes you sign a contract because even though he is pure evil he has an unshakable respect for tort law."
"*makes snow angel motions in bed every morning tryna find phone*"
"Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum."
"Shoutout to people who don't know what the opposite of in is. I'll give you some time for this one."
"[twirling my bra above my head like a helicopter and it gets stuck on the ceiling fan, im launched thru window into neighbors yard] me: hey"
"Apparently ""Which one?"" wasn't the best answer when my gf's dad asked me ""What are your intentions with my daughter?"""