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Joke of the Day
"Why are camels considered the ships of the desert? They are full of arab semen."
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"What does a prostitute wear on her feet? Whore shoes."
"My father was known for running marathons He never came back from the Boston one though But I knew that he'd say it was bomb I'm glad he went out with a bang"
"What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens? A Coo Clucks Clan"
"what so you call a white guy with a small penis? cockasian"
"Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported? Because they're two-tired."
"Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"
"My friend was being attacked by a duck. I tried to warn him but it only made things worse."
"God I hate Mayweather it was like 90 degrees yesterday"
"I wonder how long it will be before ""You look like a million bucks"" is an insult. #inflation"