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Joke of the Day
"What does a prostitute wear on her feet? Whore shoes."
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"So an Italian light bulb walks into a bar... The light bulb tells the bartender he needs ibuprofen. The bartender asks, ""Why so?"" The light bulb replies, ""I'm a light headed!"""
"Why did the T.V. break up with the remote? She thought he was too controlling."
"Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!"
"Why Marriage is Difficult Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers."
"What is the only thing standing between me and being rich? I haven't hit Reddit gold yet."
"This is the first Super Bowl party I've been to where there are babies. Not sure what to do. Do I, like, offer them a beer or something?"
"I have high blood pressure, but my dogs don't. So, from now on I'm only getting upset about squirrels and mailmen."
"My wife says she hates it when our next door neighbour sunbathes topless in the garden. Personally I'm on the fence."
"Well at least the world isn't spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire."