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Joke of the Day
"God I hate Mayweather it was like 90 degrees yesterday"
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"What did baby corn say to mumma corn? Where's popcorn?"
"Him: Can I have a bite of your dessert? Me: I think we should see other people."
"What did the three holes in the ground say? Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it."
"What's a married couples favorite sex position? Doggy Style. The husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead."
"I'm surprised Trump ran as a Republican I thought he was running as a joke"
"What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains? A zombie."
"""Donatello choose ur weapon"" ""I'll take a stick"" ""Really not a sword? Nunchu.."" ""A STICK"" ""Ha I guess u wanna wear purple too?"" ""..."" ""Ugh"""
"New Years Resolution My New Years Resolution is to try 100 brand new things. How many chemicals are crack? Lets get this done in one sitting."
"I made a joke for my dog tonight... Why did the cat cross the road? Splat *clap my hands*. It didn't!! (My dog loved it.)"