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Joke of the Day

"I wonder how long it will be before ""You look like a million bucks"" is an insult. #inflation"

"My girlfriend once told me she was pregnant. I was so excited that I ran to another country and have never seen her from then."

"Jokes about communism are funny... Unless you share them with everybody"

"I just invented a new word. 'Plagiarism'"

"Why is revenge a dish best served with honey? Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)"

"Police headquarters was broken into last night. All the toilets were stolen. Investigators have nothing to go on."

"I hope everyone on this flight covers for me by standing and announcing ""No, I am Fartacus!"" as we deplane."

"Yo momma Is so fat, that she has her own event horizon!"

"My friend stopped making payments to his exorcist. He was soon repossessed."

"why are people so disgusted when someone farts around them? I mean, come on, a little gas never killed anyone"