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Joke of the Day
"My friend was being attacked by a duck. I tried to warn him but it only made things worse."
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"Sex is a dick activity... ...though I like to shorten it to a-dick-tive."
"I went to a feminist picnic last weekend... No one made any sandwiches."
"I don't need a tat to look hard. Just a pic of your mom..."
"My friend is getting on in years but still wants to stay hip with new technology. I call him Instagrampa."
"A joke from my old physics professor.. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China."
"How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet."
"Imagine a world without pizza. No, no, stop crying this was just pretend I'M SORRY TRY AND CONTROL YOURSELF I'M SORRY"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he needed a poo. (As in, kneaded a poo.)"
"""One mans trash, is another mans treasure"" I guess thats a good way to say that your girlfriend is a whore..."