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Joke of the Day
"Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported? Because they're two-tired."
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"There's no time like the present. Or later. Later on is pretty similar, actually."
"What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife? Ceasar"
"When telling a joke to a German, it's very important to remember the rule of three. They have a very drei sense of humor."
"""WHAT THE HELL? WHERE'S THE OTHER, SMALLER VERSION OF THIS PERSON?""--Russian surgeon's 1st time cutting a patient open"
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !"
"We asked 100 women what body-wash they preferred. 99% replied with: ""GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM, YOU PERVERT!"""
"If your son becomes a priest... ...do you call him 'Father'?"
"I love my lungs... ...they have a place very close to my heart."
"Happy Fourtho de Mayo."