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Joke of the Day
"what so you call a white guy with a small penis? cockasian"
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"Teens today stuck inside all day long playing video games. In my day, we spent all day outside smoking hash oil & cigarettes with friends."
"What do Mexicans play at their funerals? Another Juan Bites The Dust"
"I met a hot girl. We had dinner yesterday. At least I'm assuming she had dinner."
"I have this horrible tofu joke I'm afraid to post... It's really tasteless."
"Short-sighted sarge: ""Attention! You also you little one in the back row with the red cap!"" ""But sarge that's a hydrant!"" Sarge:""Anyway in this place academics have to obey as well."""
"Isis Isis Babe."
"I stopped reading posts about song lyrics because they remind me of somebody that I used to know"
"Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde."
"""when people say different color bell peppers taste different"" [doctor nodding] I meant anything bothering you physically"