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"The view of your Bedroom is perfect from this tree!"
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"How five Jews changed the way we see the world: Moses: ""The Law is everything"" Jesus: ""Love is everything"" Marx: ""Money is everything"" Freud: ""Sex is everything"" Einstein: ""Everything is relative"""
"What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow Natives"
"What song do isis members play during executions Burn baby burn"
"What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity? The letter M"
"Rick Santorum What's the difference between Santorum and a feline-powered steam train? One's a kitty shunt..."
"Straight girls are like spaghetti... Only straight until they get wet."
"I have a button on my microwave that says stop time. I assume its for the timer but I don't touch it just in case."
"8 yr old: mommy, why are you laying on the floor? Me: I just did 438 sit ups. 8: sounds legit. I've taught her well."
"When you think about it , zombies are fixed humans . You just turn them off and on ."