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Joke of the Day
"When you think about it , zombies are fixed humans . You just turn them off and on ."
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"Did you hear about the Wall Street bankers that won the Nobel Peace Prize in Chemistry? They turned the economy into shit."
"How do you make a hormone Stamp on her foot"
"How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping? Good Will Hunting"
"Sometimes I wonder if the ghost in my house thinks he's being haunted by some angry, naked, drunk guy."
"How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet."
"Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs? Because they can't even"
"Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet? I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet', but she's certainly put a big crack in it!"
"I'm not that great at hide and seek... I look in the mirror and I lose everytime."
"""Hey, it's been forever, let's hang out!"" ""No, it's been forever for a reason."""