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Joke of the Day
"What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow Natives"
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"A book fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame"
"What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god? Deus Ex Macarena"
"What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job? ""My career is in Jeopardy!"""
"How do you piss off a Texan? Cut Alaska in two and make Texas the third largest state!"
"How are 4chan and Tumblr alike? They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting"
"I'm NOT ashamed of my body. I worked hard for athletic build, healthy brown hair, 4 gorgeous legs, strong neck, big wet nose, clip clop feet"
"Hey girl are you the IRS, because you're all up in my business."
"I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old... How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old"
"Woke up with no money. I was robbed last night by a guy who looks exactly like me, but drunker."