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Joke of the Day
"Straight girls are like spaghetti... Only straight until they get wet."
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"What's an epileptic's favorite side dish? Seizure salad."
"People keep coming up to me & saying ""You have the right amount of hair my son."" Is this normal? Does anyone else have this problem? Hello??"
"I personally think that Halloween should be moved To November 8 (it'll be more scary)"
"Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, ""Fuck that knowing my luck, I'd win one!"""
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders"
"Guy asks his friend: ""I heard you were out til 5 am last night. You must have been partying pretty hard?"" Friend: ""Did you just assume my bender?!"""
"Swim swim swim breach surface fly through air catch seagull swim nom nom nom swim swim"
"If you drive a Hummer, I will assume you are a douchebag. If aforementioned Hummer is bright yellow, I will crown you their king."
"What is a pirates least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day."