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Joke of the Day

"What song do isis members play during executions Burn baby burn"

"You know your girlfriend is fat when... When she fits into your wife's cloths."

"My New Years resolution is 1080p."

"Ironically I'm watching an exercise infomercial because I'm too lazy to get the remote."

"Why do the ladies love Jesus so much? Because he comes twice and he was hung like this: (spread your arms like you're on the cross)"

"Did you hear they're making a Source Code 2? It's gonna be called Source Code: The SQL!"

"What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison? A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)"

"My sister-in-law had a miscarriage Does that raise or lower her kill-death ratio?"

"Oil If: Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is made from olives. Corn oil is made from corn. Then: What is baby oil made from?"

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was too tired..."