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Joke of the Day

"How five Jews changed the way we see the world: Moses: ""The Law is everything"" Jesus: ""Love is everything"" Marx: ""Money is everything"" Freud: ""Sex is everything"" Einstein: ""Everything is relative"""

"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"I have a great ebola joke! You probably won't get it"

"What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head? [removed]"

"Einstein made a theory about space... It was about time too."

"I was doing so well getting over my viagra addiction... But I couldn't keep it up."

"What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise."

"Post your most offensive joke? Sure. Whats the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven :D"

"What's the difference between an American and a British prostitute?... ...one pounds for work the other works for pounds"

"Yo mama's so fat... That the local all you can eat buffet had to install speed bumps"