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Joke of the Day
"""We should clean the bathroom."" ""Why? Are we moving?"""
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"What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile? * Rolls * Rice"
"Misplaced apostrophes are just as annoying as the question mark I've used here?"
"My girlfriend is like a Chipmunk... She's tiny, fluffy, and has a horrible voice."
"What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully? Don't you Leia finger on her"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."
"Why are south italian men so small? Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: ""If you grow up you have to work"" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there"
"the most dangerous dog breed is probably the Crime Lab"
"How did the farmer move his cows? In a mooving van!"
"Adding ""and shit"" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and shit."