226888

Joke of the Day

"I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10 Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now."

"After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class. ...""It has its prose & cons"""

"My friend just just dumped a funeral director she was dating. She said he was a real stiff."

"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."

"This Just In For News A man apparently, we assume, was black, and we assume, was shot, and we assume, by a police officer. More details, we assume, later."

"Americans are getting stronger Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."

"What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza? A vegetarian."

"Gentleman My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down."

"*knuckle tats* ( S | H | H | H) ( H | H | H | H ) (I'm a librarian)"

"Yo mamma is so fat her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight."