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Joke of the Day

"I bet the cooler math nerds call each other Alge-brahs."

"Why is the beach wet? Cause the seaweed"

"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12."

"So I just got back from a trip in Germany, and I realized how awful American children are. While they may be nice and all where I live in NYC, kids in Germany are kinder."

"How did the Reddit user read his newspaper? <ORIGINAL> He Reddit"

"Which character of Pokemon is a jew? Ash"

"A joke you can only tell to a nerdy black guy. Your mom's so fat, scientist had to come up with a new name for her. A super massive black hole."

"An American soldier talks with a Russian soldier A-We get the equivalent of 3000 calories per day. R-Impossible! No man can eat 60 pounds of potatoes in one day!"

"Two antennas met on a roof... After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!"

"Just Admit it Your biggest lie was & still is : ""I have read and agrees\d to the terms of service."""