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Joke of the Day

"How does Harry Potter go down a hill? By walking. JK. Rowling."

"One of the funniest vampire jokes ever! Never mind, it sucks."

"A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo? Because they only had two pickup trucks"

"Some people are like Slinkys. Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when they tumble down the stairs."

"BLONDE ON BLONDE Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."

"I started dating a psychiatrist. Now I'm afraid of commitment."

"The hurricane coming in is called Joaquin. When it leaves, does it Joaqout?"

"Did you hear the one about the deaf kid? Neither did he."

"Just monkeying around An orangutan walks over to an another orangutan and says 'Yo, I'm the best at climbing and swinging!' His friend looks at him and says 'that's a gibbon.'"

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!"