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Joke of the Day

"A son is about to turn 18... So he goes to his father before his birthday and asks for a truck. The morning of his birthday he looks out his window at the driveway and sees a rented moving truck."

"Q: What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship? A: Let's get on the ship, men!"

"They offered me money to promote a product in my Twitter account, but my dignity is strong, as Axion ""The true grease stain remover"""

"What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog? They both got a wet nose."

"Why is six scared of seven?... Because seven was registered as a six offender."

"if u went back in time to kill hitler, itd be easier to kil pre-war hitler but then all the germans woud b like ""yo why did u kill that kid"""

"folks this is your captain, we're reaching an altitude of 69,000ft. the plane can't fly this high so we're gonna crash, but it was worth it."

"Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die."

"I heard the Daft Punk robots are headed to med school They'll soon be the Spin Doctors"

"Before you judge a person make sure you walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."