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Joke of the Day
"Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road? He was choking the chicken."
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"My wife never catches me scoping out the hot chick because she's too busy judging the hot chick."
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"A crossfitter, a vegan, an atheist, and a Redditor who always exposes reposts are all sitting at a bar... and I know this because they won't shut up about it."
"What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave? It's Bill Withers."