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Joke of the Day

"all pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough"

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little nazis."

"Everything is always funnier once you are not allowed to laugh."

"So which Gate works at the army? Col.Gate I'll leave now."

"Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business."

"Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate? Because his arguments *couldn't stand* against scrutiny."

"When I was 18, I wanted to buy a brand new motorbike, but my mother forbid it. She explained that she had a brother who died in a motorbike crash when he was 18, and so I could have his instead."

"Here's what I know about girls. If she's angry, it will pass. If she goes silent, leave the country, change your name & start a new life."

"I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?"