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Joke of the Day

"Just read that California leads the nation in depression cases and adultery. What a sad state of affairs."

"What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree? A PARTY SPLUNGE!"

"An Irishman walks out of a pub. ..."

"Swans mate for life...in case you were wondering what made them so mean."

"People keep telling me to start thinking for myself... I'm not sure what they want me to think about."

"I like my presidents like I like my slaves Cautious and skeptical about ideas that start off with ""I ran"""

"George Washington: We should put 'We trust in God' on our money Thomas Jefferson: Great idea. Did you get that? Yoda (taking notes): Yep"

"what is the hardest part about having a daughter in your early 20's? Fighting all of those physically fit teenagers when you're in your late 30's."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how they got in there I will never know."

"How many libertarians? How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it."