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Joke of the Day

"Just read that California leads the nation in depression cases and adultery. What a sad state of affairs."

"People say you can't live without love... i think oxygen is more important"

"Since Greece is likely to default... one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone."

"Walk into the club like what up does anyone own a black Honda Element because your lights are on"

"Thinking about going to 50 Shades and eating loudly the whole time."

"[Black Humour] What u call a black woman with 7 abortions? Crimefighter"

"What do you call a black person that cant sing? A rapper"

"I wish ""it's the thought that counts"" worked for housework."

"I'm starting a prostitution ring for ex-cops.... I'm calling it Fuck The Police."

"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea."