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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that giant cooling device in Florida? It was a Miami heat fan."

"I want to be a comedian But I'm afraid people will laugh at me"

"I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot"

"Everyone on reddit seems to want a secular Turkey... My fat ass just wants a succulent one."

"If your jokes are corny I'm all ears."

"A ""G"" in the right font is not only a nice looping arrow, it's also a map to the mythical G-spot!"

"What's the technical term for a female-to-male sex change operation? A strapadictomy."

"What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common? They both have to smell it, but neither of them can eat it"

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining."

"When I hear someone complain that their towns are boring with nothing to do, all I hear is a boring person who doesn't know how to have fun."