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Joke of the Day

"Why are bass guitarists always standing at the front door? Because they don't know when to come in."

"Men are just like jokes The best ones are all dark."

"What do you call the boyfriend of a beheaded prositute? The headless whore's man"

"I told my wife my secret to losing 50 pounds in 1 minute. I buy everyone a round at the pub."

"I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers. I nearly fell out of my tree."

"what's the deal with ""airplane food?"" newsflash, jerry: it's called jet fuel."

"Something you don't want to hear in a sonogram... Doctor: There is the head...see they hand, they're waving.... and look! It's a boy! Wife: Is it supposed to be that big?"

"So, a guy gave his friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"Stephen Hawing running for president Just kidding.....he can't run"

"My history teacher found a tampon He's still trying to figure out what period it's from."