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Joke of the Day

"Why are bass guitarists always standing at the front door? Because they don't know when to come in."

"The Pope is sick. Apparently the Pope resigned because he was sick with bird flu. He got it from a Cardinal."

"It's not fair how many boring things my nephew gets out of going to simply by shitting his pants."

"What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride? An I-shoulda-pede."

"Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"

"What is black and eats pussy? cervical cancer"

"What was the butcher doing when he got caught? Beating his meat."

"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"

"Justice Prevail for Morons"

"Non-technical people, here's a secret. We tech folks have no idea what the problem is. We just try to narrow it down, removing variables."