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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside."
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"How do you make a horse fast? You take away his food."
"I'm not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own."
"s/o to chins tho for scientifically proving that two is not always better than one"
"Who doesn't want to be a millionaire? Well, certainly not a billionaire."
"How do crabs get out of hospitals? On crotches."
"I shake my head at people's stupidity so often that no one will even notice if I get Parkinson's."
"Wife: He only hears what he wants to hear... Therapist: Is this true? Me: She's right. Space Jam is the greatest movie of all time."
"Chicago launched an innovative new ride-sharing program today and the way it works is some guy stole my bike."
"I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig.... Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."