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Joke of the Day

"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt"

"It's been the ""longest week ever"" for Janet on facebook, a woman that I know for a fact works 40 hours has been on facebook for 37 of them"

"Testicle. It's life in a nutshell."

"What is a gay orc's favorite gay bar to go to? MANFLESH."

"Slogan for a Sperm Bank Advertisement ""You squeeze it, we freeze it!"""

"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonald's; Not funny, grow up."

"Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."

"How do you know Jesus is okay with gays? Because he had two dads"

"My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat."

"In hindsight, i shouldn't have said 'surprise me' when the judge was about to sentence me"