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Joke of the Day
"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands"
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"If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with? A RAINBOW!"
"When I was a younger man girls used to ""check me out"". Now women just ""keep an eye on me"""
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"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery*"
"just when you think life is going okay, you get the new guy at Subway"