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Joke of the Day
"If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with? A RAINBOW!"
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"What has four hairy legs and sleeps with my sister? My father and I"
"Is this joke funny? I just made it up! A son walks up to his dad and says...are you a gay buffalo? And the dad looks at him and says, no, I'm bison."
"I'm growing my prostate to raise awareness for moustache cancer."
"China's economy is doing perfectly fine. I hear it's booming."
"When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring... When she was in a good mood, it turned blue. When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead..."
"I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone... Everyone knows the black ones run faster!"
"I was dropping my kids off at school when I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children."" I'm going to miss them, but man this is a nice Rolex."
"This dude forgot to put tomatoes on my sandwich. Thanks, ""artist"". Now I have nothing to pick off."
"So sorry I hit a nerve. I was actually aiming for a major artery."