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Joke of the Day

"OH GOD! BOB IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! QUICK SOMEONE CALL A TEMP AGENCY. I'M SURE AS HELL NOT DOING ALL HIS WORK."

"Overheard this guy say ""I can skin a deer in 20 min, but I still can't hula hoop."" Not sure why he thinks those skills would be transferable"

"What is the difference between British beer and a pussy? The pussy only tastes like piss at the start."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!!"

"How did Viking ships communicate? Norse code."

"I really thought my friend was my bro... Turns out it was just the placebro."

"Marriage is like a tattoo. You say it's for ever but we all know there are ways & means of ditching it. It'll just be painful and expensive."

"Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger? It lacked porpoise."

"How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear? Color coded: ""Yellow in front, brown in the back"""

"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... They'd find me attractive."