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Joke of the Day
"What do u call a midget mexican Paragraph because he isnt a full essay"
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"What do you call a person with short-term memory loss? I forget..."
"What's 12 inches long and white? Nothing."
"What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American? A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning."
"So, today I woke up and asked my UK counterpart... ""Did you have eggs and bacon with your Brexit this morning?"""
"Wife walks up to husband and asks for money Wife: I need some money to buy a bra Husband: do you think you have breasts big enough to buy a bra? Wife: when you bought boxers, did I say anything?"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle His wife is already pregnant"
"How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!"
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
"My Ex Wife Still Misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER, HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see, it's funny cause marriage is terrible. Edit: Joaige"