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Joke of the Day

"What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common? A Mexican is going to lay them one day"

"What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine, what were you thinking of?"

"Remember when... ... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now..."

"Two guys talking ""Tell me , have you ever been awakened by a blowjob?"" ""No ,i always sleep with my mouth shut."""

"COP: [flashes his light into my car] ME: *struggles to roll down window* ""Sorry this isn't my car."""

"i need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild."

"What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti? Pesto chango"

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because it ain't murder if they had it comin'!"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo hoo? It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it."

"What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian? Dam... I got to get in shape!"