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Joke of the Day
"What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes."
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"I like the word funfetti because it takes confetti, which is used in somber occasions, like funerals, and it repurposes it for fun"
"Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage? Because she stole his heart"
"Made a typo writing this report and stumbled on the worst joke. Database Administrator: I love my database so much, you could say she's my databae."
"Drilling into American House Walls is like paying into German Welfare risky as fuck."
"How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife? You turn off the lights."
"I invited a girl to a disappointing sex club last night. She didn't come."
"What's the difference between a mod and a banana? [removed]"
"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."