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"If Hillary wins the election, emails be like... [removed]"
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"""I take pride in my job. I transport the worlds most precious cargo"" -oh, u drive a school bus? ""LMAO Hell no! I'm a drug smuggler u nerd"""
"Will you marry me? 'Is a marriage proposal' Will, you, Mary, me? 'A foursome inquiry'"
"An Asian woman brings her large Irish boyfriend to meet her traditional parents Her mother says: ""You bring great Shamus to this family."""
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"How do you kill a vampire dinosaur? You stakeasaurus."
"Tell your female friends that they can get 100 tampons for a dollar... No strings attached. For a limited period only."
"What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps? Walkers"
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"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball of course!"