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Joke of the Day

"I like the word funfetti because it takes confetti, which is used in somber occasions, like funerals, and it repurposes it for fun"

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"If I was a waitress, I would plant fake engagement rings in every girls champagne glass, just to watch the boyfriends panic."
"Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here."
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"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat."
"Just ordered Chinese food from a place called Magic Wok. In the 'additional notes' I said ""pls make the sadness disappear."" LAUGH OUT LOUD"